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Joined: 01 Aug 2006 Posts: 55 Location: Tokyo

We need those codes stat d00d.

Yeah, what's the hold-up?!

Joined: 28 Jul 2006 Posts: 93 Location: Oomori, Tokyo

what codes are we waiting for?

Joined: 01 Aug 2006 Posts: 5 Location: Tokyo

FB
NT
UFB Etc

Joined: 28 Jul 2006 Posts: 93 Location: Oomori, Tokyo

SFB
UFB
FB
bamboo
H8
dry
NT
onto

those are all the ones I can think of

Joined: 01 Aug 2006 Posts: 55 Location: Tokyo

Yeah, rumor is cackpipe will make a complete list within the week. The only extra one I can think of is

Police Academy

Joined: 28 Jul 2006 Posts: 93 Location: Oomori, Tokyo

true, true, but I think that one only applies to one student. I could add Micheal Jackson to that, but that's only one student too

Joined: 01 Aug 2006 Posts: 24 Location: Tokyo

ok!!

here is the definitive list!!! i will accept suggestionsa to add to the definitive list but the must be universal e.g - although police acadamy is a code, it cannot be applied to all students. THe following codes should be universal

GD - Good Dad (Basically any bloke who is alright)

FB - Fit bird

SFB - Semi Fit Bird

UFB - Ultra Fit Bird (This is a very very good title and can not be thrown around willy nilly - In my two years at NOVA i have only come across maybe 6 total, right now gotanda has 2, of which one is pending a downgrade

HM - Hot Mom

NT - Nice Tits

HT - Huge Tits

LT - Lovely Tits

JR - Jessica Rabbit (THis is for someone who has massive sex appeal but your not quite sure why)

H8 - Hate

DRY - This person has no sense of humor and a distinct lack of personality

BAMBOO - For a hot schoolgirl (basically lock her in a bamboo cage untill she`s older and then unleash her on the world!!)

ONTO - Someone who comes onto you and flirts alot

BB - Bad Breath

TOD - Teeth of Death ( someone who has bad bad bad bad dental work)

Ok and that is it, quite simple really but deadly efficient!!!

Joined: 28 Jul 2006 Posts: 93 Location: Oomori, Tokyo

might I suggest one for the code,

BON = bag of nuts

or

OB = old bag or old bird or out of bounds?

or

SK = someone you want to see skulled, or have a beer with or something along those lines. I thought about this one after what cack pipe and new balance and I talked about in shibuya, open to suggestions on the code for this one, cuz in the US we actually don't say skulled, maybe FU = fucked up, who knows

just throwing those out there

Joined: 01 Aug 2006 Posts: 55 Location: Tokyo

I'd be keen to see the introduction of:

BON: Bag of nuts. I think Butt? is spot on with the need to know if a student is nuts or not.

TKFS: To Kool For School. The students that think they are above learning English or just seem generally disinterested due to their own self belief of coolness.

Comments?

BON gets my vote.

The nutjobs, and you know we've got a fair few, require a sensitive approach and should be handled with extra special care. If you've got a Bag of Nuts on your hands, it's definitely something you need to know about b4 entering the classroom.

Too Kool for School: For anyone in need of a good old fashioned humbling.

TKS are my least favorite of the bunch and are easily spotted in a Voice Room full of students engaged in active conversation. TKS is the one pouting in the corner.

When asked a question in an attempt to involve him/her, the response (if any) is an apathetic shoulder shrug.

TKS are not to be confused with shy students, or students with limited English ability. In fact, one of the tell-tale signs of TKS is an intermediate to advanced level of English.

Other warning signs include, but are not limited to:

- Answers with a grunt and a sneer when asked, "How are you?"
- Checks watch repeatedly as if he/she has something better to do.
- Types emails to imaginary friends on cellphone in voiceroom or class.
- An appearance of severe constipation.
- Personality of a toilet brush.

TKS is easily bored, but it's our responsibility to keep the students entertained. It can be useful to know if you've got a TKS lurking in your next lesson as this allows you to prepare plenty of back-up clown acts for after the first few flounder.

I also vote for Too Kool for School to be added, and suggest TKS for simplicity. What do you think?

Joined: 01 Aug 2006 Posts: 24 Location: Tokyo

BON is officially in!!! Congratiulations!!!

i can`t allow TKS coz it really only applies to voice students more than classroom students!!

And students that you want to get drunk with are coverd with FB or GD

Sorry if thats dissapointing to you but "too many codes spoil the broth" G11 common sayings Very Happy

Joined: 28 Jul 2006 Posts: 93 Location: Oomori, Tokyo

SWEET! BON made it! I'm thrilled! I was waiting for Cackpipe's approval before actually instituting it! Starting tomorrow it's on baby!

I'm glad BON made it in the mix. It's just essential for those in the trenches.

After thinking about it some more, I guess anyone showing the symptoms of TKS could fall under the H8 code. So I agree with Cackpipe on his final decision.