Uncut Japan ~ View topic - T-shirt zanyness

Joined: 28 Jul 2006 Posts: 93 Location: Oomori, Tokyo

here's a few t-shirts I've seen,

1. In the army spiral

2. please don't forget the thing obtained in the sea

3. pussy faster

4. abcdefuck

I like #2 the best out of those. Gonna have to be on the lookout for more so I can post 'em in here too.

Joined: 01 Aug 2006 Posts: 24 Location: Tokyo

my FAV is

Jam and pickles is not acidities.....hmmm. but is made for breakfast, the condiment we shall see. Peanut Butter

Joined: 28 Jul 2006 Posts: 93 Location: Oomori, Tokyo

that's awesome!

there was one I saw a loooong time ago, and on the front was a story. I wish I could remember exactly what it said but it went something along these lines:
there was a guy hitchiking along the road, and a truck driver picks him up. So later the hitcher has long hair, and the druck driver thinks that he's a woman, So he pulls over the truck and begins to move over to the hitcher, but the hitcher says, "whoa! I'm a dude," the driver is taken aback for a second, and then says "that's ok with me"

yeah, I can't remember exactly what it said, but yeah, it was fucked up

Joined: 10 Aug 2006 Posts: 43 Location: Yokohama, Japan

The best "T" I have seen came from the orange T-shirt of a ten year old boy in Kyoto. On one side under the picture of a womans midsection, clothed in a tight G-String with a many short curly hairs protruding this way and that were the words "GOOD BUSH". Next to that under the picture of Mr. George W Bush were the words "BAD BUSH"...ahhhhh indeed....

Joined: 01 Aug 2006 Posts: 55 Location: Tokyo

Joined: 14 Aug 2006 Posts: 8

Won by a girl not a day over 12, a hot pink shirt with bright white lettering:

"BRITNEY SWALLOWS"

I wonder how she knew.

Joined: 28 Jul 2006 Posts: 93 Location: Oomori, Tokyo

here's another one:

quick girls
I'm not happy until my advance the future before yesterday

Joined: 28 Jul 2006 Posts: 93 Location: Oomori, Tokyo

some recently spotted t-shirt zannyness desu!

1.Paris Loves my oui oui
2.banana are good every which way

and not a t, but good anyway....
a fat kid wearing a trucker hat that said "chubby"

Those are some real gems! They just keep coming out with more and more f'd up Tees out here, huh?

Joined: 01 Aug 2006 Posts: 55 Location: Tokyo

HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT.

I saw a t-shirt yesterday worn by a boy no older than 5 that said on the back:

"Ravishing Virgin"

Saw one last night with a drawing of two clenched fists handcuffed together that read:

"I wanted to destroy something beautiful."