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 Thu Aug 03, 2006 10:31 pm :
The Shit list Version 1.0
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Joined: 01 Aug 2006
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So here it is. The first official shit list. Any students that annoy the piss out of you, post them here. A reason would also be nice.
Here we go...
#1 : Italian Photographer.
This guy is a cock. He does not want to do anything except tell me some bullshit about Italy. You've been to Italy. WE GET IT. I've been to Adelaide but you don't hear me telling stories about the city of churches do you? Ask him to tell a story "I don't like telling stories". Get him to make a speech "I don't like doing speeches". Ask him to describe famous landmarks "Oh, I don't like buildings". THEN WHY THE FUCK DO YOU COME. Why didn't you stay in Italy taking pictures of Linda Evangelista's cans or whatever the shit you did. If I have a choice between taking photo's of models tits or learning English at NOVA I know which one I'd be choosing, taking photo's of chicks tits, mostly because I can already speak English and don't need to attend an English language school, but that's not the point. Welcome to the shit list asshole. |
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| Thu Aug 03, 2006 11:00 pm :
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First on my shitlist is:
Level 6 never talking but always playing with my hair student guy!!!
FUCK OFF AND DIE!!!! That is easily the most boring bag of skin and bones i have ever met!! Never says a goddamn word, just plays with his hair........ all the time!! what is your purpose??? |
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| Thu Aug 03, 2006 11:08 pm :
indeed!
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Joined: 28 Jul 2006
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| Thu Aug 03, 2006 11:13 pm :
Michael Jackson lady
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Joined: 28 Jul 2006
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to the so called level 2 MJ look-a-like,
fuckin burn!
She can't get the concept of "how have you been?" WHAT?!? it's not so hard, "how are you?" is pretty early on the list.... so, when combined with the concept of the past tense, and she's supposed to be a level fucking 2, c'mon! AHHHHH! oh, and stop challenging my english! I can speak the fucking language, I get by just fine! AHHHHHH!
and please, please, please tell me how does a bitch like that end up with a really nice guy husband like she has? and how do I end up with her twice in a week!?!
eat it MJ! |
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| Fri Aug 04, 2006 6:55 pm :
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Level 6 never talking but always playing with my hair student guy!!!
I wrote this in a post earlier..... i didn`t mean he plays with my hair i meant he plays with his own hair.... I got confused with my first and third person voices!!
Regardless... he his still a knob-jockey no matter whose hair he is playing with!!! |
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| Fri Aug 04, 2006 7:01 pm :
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#2 on my list!!
Swim on in to the shitlist sidestroke swimming lady!!
Could any human on the planet have a more boring fucking pastime than sidestroke swimming???? .....but.......but.....but ninja`s do it!!! I don`t give a monkeys left testicle if ninjas did it!! they were cool and you are not. So shut up and find a new topic to talk about!! Seriously this lady holds a record as the person whose class i fall asleep in the most!!
She swims on her side for fucks sake!!! today she stopped the lesson to show me notes she had made on how to be the perfect sidestroke swimmer.... YAWN YAWN FUCKING YAWN.....
I`m sorry i can`t continue to write about this bottom feeder, just thinking about her, sends me into narcaleptic convulsions |
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| Fri Aug 04, 2006 10:07 pm :
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| No 1 on my shit list has to be fucking Hairy Hands/Knuckles. This guy needs some serious waxing and new front teeth to boot. I hate him. That's all I can say about the matter. |
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Smack my bitch up
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| Sat Aug 05, 2006 12:40 am :
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Agreed and agreed...
Sidestroke woman is boring as batshit and fucking hair twirl is also a cock. If they never came to class ever again my life would be much better. |
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| Sat Aug 05, 2006 6:22 am :
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| Damn, I'm outta the loop. I don't know Italian Photographer, or the Sidestroke. Looks like I'm missing out some real interesting conversations. |
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| Sun Aug 13, 2006 11:18 pm :
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There is a new member of the shit list that may be deemed unacceptable due to his/her (I'll try and keep it anonymous) non-student status. Maybe this isn't a single person, although it most likely/ definitely is, but a group of like minded people. Signs to look out for:
1. No acknowledgment of you entering the building.
2. No type of normal polite interaction that is common in everyday life such as "hello" or "hi" or even "ohaio".
3. Speaks to you strictly in Japanese even when he/she knows that you speak none/ very limited Japanese.
4. Invites people from random rashi loving schools to social events.
5. According to Jelly Donut has a sl**py cunt. |
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| Mon Aug 14, 2006 3:11 am :
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| This new addition to the shitlist sure gets my vote of approval. |
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| Mon Aug 14, 2006 3:12 am :
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I hate hairy knuckles too! He's been pissin me off for too long! Cunt!
But one student who really fucks me over is a 7a. She takes about 20min to answer one question, doesn't say my name but says 'teacher', and is always about to cry in class!!!?
Its english!!! Not the class you need to graduate!
Add: Racist Lady and Ching Chong! The deadliest duo in voice |
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| Mon Aug 14, 2006 11:02 am :
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| turd burglar wrote: | There is a new member of the shit list that may be deemed unacceptable due to his/her (I'll try and keep it anonymous) non-student status. Maybe this isn't a single person, although it most likely/ definitely is, but a group of like minded people. Signs to look out for:
1. No acknowledgment of you entering the building.
2. No type of normal polite interaction that is common in everyday life such as "hello" or "hi" or even "ohaio".
3. Speaks to you strictly in Japanese even when he/she knows that you speak none/ very limited Japanese.
4. Invites people from random rashi loving schools to social events.
5. According to Jelly Donut has a sl**py cunt. |
I said she is a sloppy c*nt, not has a sloppy c*nt. I am unaware of her actual c*nt so am not at liberty to say. |
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| Mon Aug 14, 2006 5:10 pm :
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Number 1 on my shit list is "Brewsky"
What native speaker do you know says "Brewsky" 10 times in a 40 minute period every time you see them? NO ONE so just because your a Level 2 misfit from a mixed American/Hawaiian/Japanese background and got teased at school for not being able to speak a single language (English or Japanese) adequately it doesn't mean you can use that word excessively or in my opinion, at all.
Another reason why this guy is a real shit kicker is his love of whispering "Poontang" when I walk into the room. Is this some social norm I am unfamiliar with or is it like I suspect a totally rude and unacceptable thing to do? Does this person need to be reminded that when he comes to NOVA and harasses people we as teachers are only nice to him because we are paid to do so. Quite frankly dear Brewsky we are not your friend and you suck balls! |
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| Mon Aug 14, 2006 6:55 pm :
the list goes on, and on, and on....
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Joined: 28 Jul 2006
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deadly voice duos include:
the racist lady, and ling ling,
the racist lady, and deaf guy,
the racist lady, ling ling, the deaf guy, and anyone else!
addition to the shitlist is nervous laughing lady! Level 4 who I see every fucking day! I swear! I have her in a class with 2 outstanding students every time and she just bombs me! ahhhhh!!! she can't come up with an example to save her life (and I'm close to ending it by the way) and that laugh makes me want to choke her!
p.s. when the racist lady said "kill me, kill me" in voice today, I thought long and hard about doing it, right then and there..... shoulda! |
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