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| Uncut Japan Forum Index > Working in Japan > Potential Future Voice Topics |
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 Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:44 pm :
Potential Future Voice Topics
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Joined: 01 Aug 2006
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Location: Tokyo
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The voice topic well is dry I'm afraid. These may be pulled out in the coming weeks:
Have you ever measured your shit?
Which is gayer, the relationship of the two wooden NOVA mascots or a man on man porno?
What exactly can I get for 5000 yen at soapland?
Have you ever lit your own fart?
Who invented grass?
Any more suggestions? I am desperate. One of the above has actually already been used as a voice topic. If you can guess which one it is, you will get 100 yen off entry at the next Harajuku cocktail experience. |
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| Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:25 am :
I know, I know!
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Joined: 28 Jul 2006
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Location: Oomori, Tokyo
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I actually know the correct answer and which student (my fav) it was discussed with, but I won't spoil it for those who haven't had their chance to win the wonderful prize!
Other topics may include:
-why is it all the evil people have mustaches, like hitler, and all the good people have long hair, like jesus, and hippies?
-if you were a dog, which dog breed would be the first on your list for an ass sniffin?
-after taking a poop, which color is the most surprising to see?
-which is a better use of time: lighting yourself on fire, or voice?
please feel free to use any of these, and please, please let me know how they go |
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| Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:25 am :
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I always do hypotheticals like...
What would you rather lose your right leg or your writing arm? How much would it take to cut off your pointer-finger?
No bullshit...I've done this many times!!! haha
remember..you got the power!! Abuse it! |
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| Sat Aug 19, 2006 10:22 pm :
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| Mon Aug 21, 2006 12:07 am :
topics
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Joined: 13 Aug 2006
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| Thats funny about the Dark Crystal. One topic that never failed me was toilet talk. You would be suprised how many Japanese enjoy talking about their excrement in great detail. It just seems to be excepted here and they would go on for hours talking about different toilets all over the world! |
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| Mon Aug 21, 2006 11:53 am :
shout out to the turd
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Joined: 28 Jul 2006
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Location: Oomori, Tokyo
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there's always turb buglar's topic of "which is worse: gotanda nova's toilet, or gotanda station's toilet?"
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what's the best/worst toilet on the Yamanote line? |
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| Tue Aug 22, 2006 1:35 am :
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Joined: 10 Aug 2006
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Location: Yokohama, Japan
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| I like....have you ever paid for sex, sexual or lude acts and if so where is the best place to get these acts done.... |
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| Tue Aug 22, 2006 3:59 am :
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| A better question for most of the students I have the displeasure of teaching would probably be: "Have you ever NOT paid for sexual or lewd acts?" |
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