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 Mon Aug 14, 2006 7:00 pm :
reachin out
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Joined: 28 Jul 2006
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Location: Oomori, Tokyo
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so, I had to put up a couple of nominees not from my school, but deserve to be mentioned as well. They are both from ebisu, and both suck big hairy ass! first is the rolling stones guy, or also sometimes reffered to as "horizontal man" what a dick! he sucks, and sucks and sucks, and he loves the stones! almost as much as "Tom Jones" loves Tom Jones. I mean seriously, who goes to england and scotland to see the stones 4 times in a week? fuckin idiot! and also I want to nominate the botox bitch! she's got the tightest face in the business, and she's a fuckin bitch!!!! for all the rad students I've seen in Ebisu, those 2 kill it for me.
and kudos jelly donut, way to correct turd buglar, and get the real story out there, and might I add how right you are! |
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| Mon Aug 14, 2006 7:02 pm :
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Joined: 28 Jul 2006
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Location: Oomori, Tokyo
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| fuck the guy with the under armor shit who actually used the expression "that's the way the cookie crumbles" in all fuckin seriousness.... what a dick! |
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| Mon Aug 14, 2006 9:54 pm :
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Joined: 01 Aug 2006
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Location: Tokyo
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Thanks for the back up Butt?.
The second person I would like to add is the kimono wearing student who smells like sweat from a baboon's balls.
Last Sunday, he stunk out the whole Gotanda branch and no one was safe in a 10 mile radius. Thank heavens he's moving to Germany but I doubt we're safe even from that distance. |
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| Mon Aug 14, 2006 11:05 pm :
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Joined: 14 Aug 2006
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To the 47-year old dude that comes to Meguro voice to "pick up girls" (verbatim) with his English abilities:
You live with your parents (fact). What are you gonna do, sneak 'em through the back door? I'll bet Clay Aiken gets more pussy than you.
And to the middle-aged cumdumpster that is on her 3rd mark-off sheet in zone E: Please stop touching me. I pay good money for my lunch. I don't appreciate you making me lose it with your natto breath and cottage cheese thighs.
Much obliged. |
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| Wed Aug 16, 2006 11:58 pm :
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Joined: 01 Aug 2006
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Location: Tokyo
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Mumbles...
For a dude that is supposedly level 3 it would be nice to be able to UNDERSTAND ONE FUCKING WORD THAT YOU SAY.
Holy shit it's like:
mmmrrrmrmrrrrrrrbbbrrb...advocacy ...mmmbbmrrrr...diplomatic .... existentialism...mrrrrrmmbbbbrrrrmmmmrr...referendum.
What the fuck. Why not learn to pronounce simple words first asshole. |
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| Thu Aug 17, 2006 2:32 am :
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Joined: 01 Aug 2006
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Location: Tokyo
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about brewsky......
nesxt tiem he says poontang, ask him to define the word for you as its an american word and your not sure what it means, then when he squirms in embarrassment tell him it not an appropriate word to use infront of a lady, and that is the reason he never has a GF. THen tell the AAM (bit gay but....seriously)
there is no way you should have to put up with that shit!!! |
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| Thu Aug 17, 2006 6:49 pm :
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Joined: 10 Aug 2006
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Location: Yokohama, Japan
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| but she goes to rap battles in harlem so gotta cut her some slack...(im serious).... |
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| Tue Aug 22, 2006 12:03 pm :
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Joined: 29 Jul 2006
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| Jelly Donut wrote: | | I said she is a sloppy c*nt, not has a sloppy c*nt. I am unaware of her actual c*nt so am not at liberty to say. |
Phew, I’m glad that was cleared up. I for one was sitting here thinking  & wondering  .
Didn’t get to say goodbye to you Jelly, have a great life away from the pink fucking beaked rabbit. What the fuck is with that? Does your new school have a stupid totally irrelevant & pointless mascot as a pink rabbit with a duck bill? |
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| Wed Dec 20, 2006 8:22 pm :
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Hello everyone
long time no type!!! I am ok just lazy for writing e-mails and stuff!! Seriously i only use the interweb for porn!!
Anyway..
A student i have had the pleasure of meeting is a student in ebisu, who told me first up that he doesn`t see why he should have to learn english??? I beg your fucking pardon!!! Why the fuck are you here??? and i am certainly not bending your arm, so if thats how you feel please feel free to eat your own shit and then shit that shit out and then eat that shit again thus eating your own shit twice you fucking muppet!!!!
and in Gotanda, Although i have only taught him thrice (including his level check) Dolph seriously just needs to stay at home coz absolutely no one has a more boring personality than you!!!! 55 questions and 55 one word answers.... well done you spastic!!!
Oh and off topic...... can Dr chops please post some photos of his baby??? Lets harass the fuck out of him till he does!!!1 |
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| Thu Dec 21, 2006 3:34 am :
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That post got my blood boiling. I'd like to smack that spoiled little brat in his punk face! How did you manage to make it through the level check?
On a side note, I agree about the baby pics! But I understand if Dr. Chops doesn't wanna post them on the net.  |
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Taking out the trash
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| Fri Dec 22, 2006 11:37 am :
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Joined: 02 Aug 2006
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I may not be in Tokyo, I may not have a dollar to my name, and I may not have a job....but Im sure as hell not teaching those fuckers anymore!!! LOL
I'd like to give a shout-out to those fuckers now...
Hairy-Knuckles - you arrogant, bad breath, bad teeth muthafucka!
Mumbles - same as Hairy Knuckles and you cant talk! Fucker!
and to the rest of you bag of nuts students...the ones who sat there like they had a dick in the throat and couldnt say shit while the other students could do just fine...you suck! LOL
Ask me if im bitter!!? almost 3yrs teachin'em..what do you think!? lol Im cool now though...i miss you students...naw, not really! |
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| Thu Dec 28, 2006 8:33 pm :
The hair twirling student
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Joined: 06 Nov 2006
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...is my #1 on my list.
I'm not a violent person...but man, that kid deserves to get smacked. I hate egotistical fucks...especially ones who twirl their hair. Sall good, i guess. He wastes his money, and I get paid. |
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| Fri Dec 29, 2006 9:45 pm :
Re: The hair twirling student
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Joined: 23 Jul 2006
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Location: Yokohama, Japan
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| meljo, son of melgar wrote: | | He wastes his money, and I get paid. |
The sad part is, it's his parents' money he's wasting. I had a little talk with him about it one time. Can't believe that dude's still there! Probably one of the more notorious students at G-Town.  |
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