Uncut Japan ~ View topic - Retired Siq-Nasty Quotes

Joined: 28 Jul 2006 Posts: 93 Location: Oomori, Tokyo

So I took the liberty of retiring the quotes we've been saving on the wall in the staff room, and here is the first official list, enjoy!

"that is so un-buddha"
-Donkey Punch

"To Teachers and Staff,
I was taken care of in various ways..."
-student

"His hair-do is really starting to piss me off!"
-Donkey Punch

"...I just made a stew and watched American Psycho"
-Donkey Punch

"I want candy! not bibles!"
-poop chute

"...this guy though... if I see him, I'll kick him straight in the nuts!"
-The Art of Seduction

"I think his face is comfortable"
-student

"It smells like a diaper exploded in his mouth"
-Jacky

"...another weird symptom of having his balls chopped off was that his bum-hole closed up"
-cackpipe cosmonaut

so, as all can see this episode's winner by far is Donkey Punch, clockin' in with three quotables this time. Congrats Donkey Punch! Combined with his sweep of last month's "No-show sweepstakes" he's 2/3rds of the way to a tri-fecta!

All the quotes are beautiful, but my #1 vote goes to, "It smells like a diaper exploded in his mouth,"

...for stimulating all 5 senses. Shocked